Smiling Bob posted and outstanding +9 score with 26 points and a solid round. Seems like the Enzyte works, perhaps he will surreptitiously slip a couple of pills to Shingles to help him to "enhance" his game.

Scud has indisputable visual evidence that this is "necessary." The retina scars from the Sea Island back porch are still emblazoned deep in his memory.

The second group was Guido "watch theeeeeessss" Blanco, Judge Gerald the pro Kuchar/ or Couture if you prefer, after all, it is pronounced the same, along with Brian "Thor" Michaels and El Conejo.

hole 1----------3 pars---------no rabbit

hole 2----------4 pars---------no rabbit

hole 3----------2 pars---------no rabbit

3 players one over par, one even par---hint----it is not whom you would ordinarily suspect---

hole 4---------2 pars---------no rabbit

hole 5---------3 pars---------no rabbit

hole 6---------4 pars---------no rabbit

hole 7--------Judge Gerald hits it to 5 feet supplanting El Conejo who was within 10 feet----

1 birdie-----4 pars on the hole----how can you have 4 pars and a birdie with only 4 players???

Brian had a double par, aka a six on the hole

By now you are wondering----"Quien tienes el conejo?"

Hint: Gerald missed his birdie--Brian had double par-----so you have a 50/50 chance of guessing

hole 8---------- the player with the honor from hole 7 was up first and hit it within 5 feet and won the closest to the pin---------hint/ Brian did NOT have the honor despite making "2 pars" on hole 7

Although the birdie putt did not fall, El Conejo was able to do the fence dance around the rabbit.

Blanco, Couture, and Michaels wandered across Park Ave to the ninth tee staggering like zombies who had not had a meal in a month.

"Stone Cold Steve Austin" had no more of a knockout punch than El C

Guido 39, plus 7-----Brian 40, plus 1---------------Gerald 37, plus 1

El Conejo 39 with 30 points, +14 and one large rabbit

Smiling Bob was smiling in the clubhouse because he assumed plus 9 was the winning score----------------

AND it was, as he was the partner of El Conejo.

Conejo disdained the use of a riding cart and walked the 9 holes-------------

See you----------------------------------rmoney mañana.

Couture , Blanco, and Michaels are in "therapy."

Even "no pain Wayne" can feel their pain, and across the pond , Sir Alan is cheering for the upset of the long bombers by the little guy.