November 15

Eight players took to the links under sunny to partly cloudy conditions Wed. "No pain" Wayne barely missed eagle efforts on both #3 and #4 and settled for two birdies. It looked to be over for the rabbit in a group that included Jack, Guido, and Henry. Please remember that NP Wayne has vociferously stated that he will never succumb to "mental tortures" such as NO DESIRE, and he will prevail. It would have been over but then it started to rain, and most scores started to slide. Swamp Pfing promptly parred 6,7, and 8 in a steady drizzle and the rabbit was suddenly loose. On hole #9 Guido killed three trees and ended up in the valley of death between holes 1 and 9. After a brilliant shot over or through the palms he arrived on the green. While Wayne was lining up for a short chip shot, an annoying house alarm across the street went off and NPW's chip shot unfortunately came up well short of the green. Think discombobulation here or pretend Wayne was trying to imitate Shingles. Guido makes par, Jack and Henry bogey, and NPW'w par saving effort went awry, and the real"El Conejo" sleeps at Guido's house. Wayne threw the golf ball that had the audacity to miss somewhere over the rainbow, or least over Jeff's condominium complex. Wayne will be spending quality time with his family all of next week in Naples FL. this will soothe him. But wait, if you call within the next two minutes, there's more-------. Pins Brian"street clothes" Michaels on hole 7 and Mark "I just had my lesson" Davis on hole #8 Winning team(s}, there was a two way tie at +5.

Brian and Mark Davis split the pot with NP Wayne and the Scudfather, who was +7 in the rain and the top individual. The day ended with Dan telling Wayne on the way out that he was getting a "little heavy" but Dan was happy to help him to the winers circle. The Scudfather was all smiles. 230 pm for those that can be there tomorrow.