December 7

As Paul Harvey would say--now for the rest of the story------

East River is the moniker for the Econ------river, and it must have infected the drinking water supply because our east Orange trio, Guido, Paul A. and Tony C. conspired/combined for an aggregate total of -30, with Guido being the "anti-medalist" at minus double digits. They were all on different teams so they were torpedoed. Speaking of torpedoes, Mr Don Shingles was on Tony C's team so they were sunk twice. The wily Shingles had an eye exam hours before tee time, and the drops in his eyes to check for glaucoma, along with his macular degeneration and prediliction for imbibing copious amounts of Scotch, caused him some "vision isues." This was exemplified by his tee shot on the fifth hole, which traveled approximately 14 inches, sideways to the right and remaining on the tee box. He claims that the CSX train blaring in his ear on his downswing may have affected the results of the shot.

This left two teams with a chance to win. NoPain Wayne and Bo Halback, or Dr Ted Noel wearing his flaming shorts paired with Henry.

NPW was paired in the first group with Ted and a mumbling/bumbling Guido wearing a Georgia football shirt, and "inexplicably", NPW posted his worst score on tour, and it was highly uncharacteristic. Ted was medalist with a 41, HPfing and NPW tied for 2nd at 42, therefore it was over. Top individual HPfing, aka El Conejo, team Ted and HPf

and "pain" was etched on the faces of Wayne and Bob. ---------------------------------------------------------------Good day!

today at 230 pm for those who have not had enough and/or are thirsty for more.