December 12

Let us remember, in the immortal words of the "Highlander", in the end, there can only be one. Guido Sponge Bob Javier Blanco Square Pants Fernandez is our only EHS member in the witness protection program, to protect him not only from the Colombian drug lords but also from the Democratic National Party who is after him for allegedly considering voting for

ex-Governor Romney in the recent election featuring Americans versus communists. But I digress, because the real issue here is that our own beloved "Scudfather" is attempting to hide his true identity with a FALSE IDENTITY, shocking! to those of us who know him well. His father, rest his soul, was Dominic Guido{ yes they are swarthy cousins} Rafael

Michael-Angelo Picarella, SR!,-----but his thinly veiled attempt to hide his true identity by "adding" Maximus Augustus to his long litany of "turtles on the half shell,turtle power" TRUE name is disappointing not only to his late father, but also to his friends and the persons who are sheltered in the W.P. Program. Plus, with a tad of "bitterness" in my mouth, Scud has been working "part-time" for minimum wage at Universal and "sucking up" in the faint hopes that they will retain him in January as a full time "slave." Forget FREE WILLY at Sea World, soon we will all be chanting and protesting in the Universal parking lot -----------"FREE SCUD,FREE SCUD-------", BECAUSE WE NEED HIS MONEY AT THE WINTER PARK CC TWICE PER WEEK.

Later that day…

EHS golfers, With the weather co-operating, 7 players braved the links today. LOFT ruled supreme on holes 7 and 8, as no one could claim either green. Jack was the wild card and thus was on two teams, and was the top individual with a 42/24 points, +8 with a nice birdie on hole #3. He also easily won the rabbit. One of his partners was -9, and the other partner was +6. One of his partners was Guido "witness protection program" Blanco and the other was El Conejo. You do not have to be a rocket scientist to figure out who was on the winning team with Jack, so until Friday at 230 pm, hasta la vista from El Conejo.

For the 2nd consecutive Wed, Ted Noel wins the "flaming shorts" contest, and Brian "one club" Michaels dragged his team mate Bob Halback to the back of Rosa Parks bus, while Steve McKinney and Ted Noel were the runner-up team.

El Conejo, aka the town crier