Hurricane Golf

11 players braved potential "hurricane conditions"  where it was highly unlikely that anyone could finish OR play well.  Let it be known that since Shingles stayed home, again, and that umbrellas were sparsely deployed and only on holes 8 and 9, and the results are as follows.

Pins were won by Joe O and Brian,  two teams were tied for first.  Jon E,  Guido,

I do not know where the rest of the e-mail went,  maybe to e-mail heaven, but continuing on to last Friday's results---Jon E, Guido, and Steve McK tied   Hansen, Joe O, and Jack for the winning team.  

Steve McK had the shot of the day chipping in on #9 for a birdie to shoot a 41 and to post a +12 score and take a well earned top individual spot.

Despite Shingles prediction that it would be "impossible" to score well,   Jack, Joe O, McKinney, and Guido shot between 40 and 42.

Jon E, Judge Gerald, Steve H, and El Conejo all posted scores in the 30's.

Once again Brian, Jon E, and Gerald could not wrest the rabbit away from El Conejo.

If Gerald's putter had been entered in the slope style Olympic contest, it would have been at minimum a silver medalist after it performed its tricks from the ninth green halfway back up the fairway.

This occurred just after a missed putt which would have given Gerald the rabbit and "silenced" EL  C.

Beware all,  SHINGLES HAS BOUGHT HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS OF NEW CLUBS.  He vows to wreak vengeance on all that have been demeaning him and impugning his reputation as a golfer.

These weapons were deployed at Zellwood Tuesday with some success,  although he did have to 

pay EL C "again."

Hasta su dinero at 230 pm Wed-----------------------------------

Apologies to history teaches for taking "liberties" with the Declaration of Independence.