This weapon allows us to toast adversaries without going nuclear, therefore it is politically correct even though it is as devastating as a nuclear blast in a much smaller zone.

For our purposes, our last two outings were the "mother of all blowouts", or MOAB for EHS golfers. Last Friday, Jack,Dez, and Hansen posted a team score of +27, which definitely was a

MOAB over the rest of the hapless field. Steve Hansen shot a 34 with 40 points for a +14 to nip Jack's +11, with Jack shooting 40.

Hansen was a triple crown winner with pins,team,and top individual, and 7 coveted Pfing-ex cup points.

But wait, if you call within the next three minutes, there is more. Please call 407-267-5212 with your complaints.

Speaking of more, yesterday{Wed} was another MOAB, with a score for the ages. No Pain Wayne Talsky shot a 31 with 44 points. He had 4 birdies and 5 pars. His score card had 6 threes

posted for nine holes. His biggest problem was missing makable eagle putts on #1 and #3, settling for birdies. Wayne was a triple crown winner also.

Wayne finished at +16 and his partner, Bonus Bob Halback, shot a 43 and was +9. A two man team finished +25. This is a big time MOAB, and may be a record for a two man team.

Until I stand corrected, I think that the 44 points is a record. I know that Calvin, TMinton, and Hansen have been in the 40's before, but 44 points is insane.

Guido was last seen mumbling in the parking lot in PRican, having shot a 39 with 28 points and two birdies, but was in Wayne's group and lost the rabbit. Ouch. Que lastima!

Because of no school for students tomorrow, and by popular demand, tee time has been moved up to 130 pm.

Rick Wack made a late afternoon appearance to lament that he could not take our money on Monday.

There is an unverified rumor that Mr Don Shinlges is obtaining one or more NEW CLUBS to bring to the Bella Collina party. He decided to go with a cheap temporary repair on his dishwasher rather than replace it so he could pay for the new club(s). CharlotteB was not amused.

Hasta mañana from El Conejo.